A slip on a smooth deck or a too-short ladder can turn a pleasant boat day into disaster. This piece uses humor and hard truths to emphasize the importance of adding grab rails, improving reboarding ladders, and following ABYC safety standards. Practical, affordable upgrades—like stainless handholds, foam decking, and secure ladder installations—can prevent falls, injuries, or worse. Boaters are urged to prioritize safety now, before it’s too late.

handrails, nonskid, handholds